Merry Fucking Christmas - Screen Printed Festive Apron

Merry Fucking Christmas Apron

If you've followed the range over the years - thank you very much - your continued purchases have meant that, year on year, we've been able to expand.  So, if you bought the chocolate, tried the Edinburgh Rock, wiped up with the T-Towel whilst wearing the socks, then it's time to don the mother (and father) of all aprons. 

And it's a Merry Fucking Christmas from us here too :)

Our screen printed aprons are made from 100% heavyweight canvas, are a 283gsm weight and measure 900mm x 680mm with fabulous adjustable neck straps and super long waist straps - they'll accomodate any number of turkey dinners with Christmas!

The Merry Fucking Christmas backstory from Sarah (the designer)

As a busy working mum, Christmas is a joyous affair (genuinely!) but bloody hell, when that carb coma hits early evening and the sitting room looks like a psychadelic fairy has thrown up everywhere, and you know that, in essence, it's over for another year - you realise it's time to text your mate, you know.... the one who 'gets' it.  Because you know that your mate will be wondering how the recycling bin is going to expand to fit it all and will be worrying about which day the bin men will be coming this week and then wondering what day it ACTUALLY is.  Because you know that when you press send on that text that just reads "Merry Fucking Christmas" they'll smile and respond "Yeah! Merry Fucking Christmas." 

Why we love it

• 100% cotton
• Original Design
• Something a little bit different