I love a linen napkin me. The ones that aren't perfectly ironed but just sit there at the table looking louche and proper classy. It's almost like saying 'yeah! They're linen! They're soft and they'll protect your lap and you can wipe them all over your face if you want to because *Valerian the maid will be sweeping them all up at the end of the meal and sending them to the laundry who'll do wonders with getting that wine stain out, Yeah! We're that posh'.
So, I very excitedly took five of our bestselling "Remind You of Anyone?" Slogans, used a classy font and had them embroidered on some gorgeous French linen ladder stitched napkins. They were eye wateringly expensive and are exactly the sort of napkins that Valerian would happily collect at the end of a meal. I think that some of the wording isn't as legible as I'd have liked so although these sort of napkins go for around £22, I've priced them at just £15 each. I have also bundled the five together for a very very special price of just £60. In fact, I had six titles made but the embroidery for "Interestingly Odd & Fabulously Funny" is just too light to work well enough to sell... so if you buy the five for £60 I'll include it and you can have all six for £60 until I run out. That's six 'personalities' you can work your way through if you live alone or a fun dinner party when your friends can try and work out which fits who.
Or you can go really posh and use our initial keychains as napkin rings and really dress the table in style... hey! I'm just spitballing here, I've checked, they look great as place settings.
*That's me, I'm Valerian the maid and I just use a scoop of Oxy Action in my wash but I'm sure you know what I mean 🤣
I'm continuing to write gift edits so if you'd like to read more - head over to the blog... lots of words, lots of ideas.
Please note that Worldwide prices vary as postage is included.
Sarah 🖤