{"product_id":"snot-a-sleeve-funny-large-embroidered-cotton-handkerchief","title":"Snot a Sleeve - Funny Large Embroidered Cotton Handkerchief","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWe ummed and ahhhed \u003cstrong\u003ea lot\u003c\/strong\u003e over whether this should be ['snot a sleeve] - to highlight that this gorgeously supersoft cotton handkerchief is, indeed, not a sleeve on which to wipe your nose... but then got tired of overthinking it all (too many letters missing, how many apostrophes would that need? etc etc).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSo we just went for the standard idea that the hankie is not a sleeve and that you use it for snot. Which, as a word in itself, I really like.  Hopefully it's simply an excellent reminder to wipe your nose on the correct piece of material and nothing else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWe chose the green embroidery to, well... symbolise it's use (disgusting, we know) but also added the green hearts to symbolise handkerchief use's green credentials. These will last for years and will always be useful to have about your person. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt's also cotton, so perfect for your spouse on your \u003cstrong\u003esecond wedding anniversary.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade From:  \u003cspan\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:  Approx. \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e15.75” Square (40cm square)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAnyone who needs a good old fashioned hankderchief with a bit of beautifully embroidered humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"p1\"\u003eThe Logistics (The Boring but Important Bits):\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDirect-to-Door: We can hand-write your gift note and send it straight to the recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eUK Shipping: Free Tracked 48hr delivery on orders over £6.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eUSA Shipping: Fully tracked and all duties pre-paid (DDP)—no surprise fees.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Chiswick Gift Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57193175679350,"sku":"HK2","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0326\/2234\/6373\/files\/2_Snot.jpg?v=1778062112","url":"https:\/\/chiswickgiftco.co.uk\/products\/snot-a-sleeve-funny-large-embroidered-cotton-handkerchief","provider":"The Chiswick Gift Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}