{"product_id":"fuck-this-shit-mug-with-keyring-gift-set","title":"Fuck This Shit - Mug with Keyring Gift Set","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor the Moments When Only an F-Bomb Will Do.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWe’ve all been there. The day where everything that could go wrong has gone wrong, and \"keep calm and carry on\" just isn't going to cut it. This set is designed for those moments of peak frustration—a no-nonsense, honest acknowledgement that life can be a bit of a struggle sometimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eIt’s not just a gift; it’s a shared vent. It’s the perfect way to tell a friend, \"I know this is rubbish, and I'm right there with you.\" Bold, relatable, and unapologetically honest, it’s the ultimate distance hug for someone navigating the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eThe \"Fuck This Shit\" Ceramic Mug\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eA sturdy, classic ceramic mug featuring our signature bold motto. Built for the extra-strong tea or coffee needed to get through a difficult afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003eThe \"Fuck This Shit\" Hard Enamel Keyring\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003eA jewellery-quality, hard enamel keyring. A durable, daily reminder that they have the right to be a bit fed up, right there on their keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Done\" Friend:\u003c\/b\u003e For anyone going through a breakup, a house move, or a particularly gruelling week at work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSolidarity Gifting:\u003c\/b\u003e When flowers feel too polite and you want to offer some real-world support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePeak Frustration:\u003c\/b\u003e A cathartic gift for the person who has finally reached their limit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eWhy We Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTotal Honesty:\u003c\/b\u003e Part of our collection for those who prefer their support with a bit of a sweary edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e The jewellery-quality, hard enamel finish ensures this badge of frustration lasts as long as their resilience does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHand-Finished in London:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed and curated in our London studio for people who tell it like it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eWhy We Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Witty Choice:\u003c\/b\u003e Part of our Word Apothecary range, celebrating the power of language and sharp-mindedness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Products:\u003c\/b\u003e The jewellery-quality, hard enamel finish makes this a sophisticated gift for the sharpest player in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHand-Finished in London:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed and curated in our London studio for those who appreciate the finer (and cleverer) things in life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eThe Logistics:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003eDirect-to-Recipient:\u003c\/b\u003e  We’ll hand-write your gift note and send it straight to their door—saving you the trip to the post office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\"\u003eSame Day Despatch:\u003c\/b\u003e Order by 4 PM (Mon-Fri) for same day dispatch from our London studio.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree Postage: \u003c\/strong\u003eFree 48HR Fully Tracked Royal Mail Shipping in UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0\"\u003eUSA Duty-Paid:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully tracked and DDP shipping to the US - no surprise fees at the border.  What you pay us now for this mug and keychain (we say keyring) is all you will be paying.  Period (we say full stop).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Chiswick Gift Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57322430202230,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0326\/2234\/6373\/files\/FTS_mug_KR_set.jpg?v=1771415756","url":"https:\/\/chiswickgiftco.co.uk\/products\/fuck-this-shit-mug-with-keyring-gift-set","provider":"The Chiswick Gift Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}